Sure Dad, you want some new friends? How about some 28 year-old comedians? You guys can do a bar show together in Burbank, do comedy in front of 3 drunks, drink PBR until 5am, wake up at 4pm in the afternoon- then do it all over again tomorrow. Think your 81 year-old body can handle that, Dad? Talk to your doctor. If he says it’s okay, I’ll send some friend requests ASAP.
