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ned hepburn: Justin Bieber to play Marty McFly.

ronbabcock:

Clearly there are now two America’s running parallel alongside eachother in the space-time continuum. On the other one it’s ok to build mosques, eat eggs, and people read books. Kim Kardashian is just a stripper and Justin Bieber is a regular kid who likes to play catch.

And then in this reality they think it’s ok to remake Back To The Future, eggs kill you, nobody reads anything you can’t buy at the grocery store or airport and the entire Kardashian family makes more in a month than most cul-de-sacs make in a year because their slutty daughter boinked the less successful brother of a mid 90’s R&B footnote.

There needs to be a civil war against idiocracy. We’ve been too nice for too long.

Ned has a real way of nailing down exactly what I’m thinking in just a few sentences. 

  1. sachagoat reblogged this from youfrenchgreat
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  5. drinkyourjuice said: i should have cut in front of the seventy five crying people waiting outside of dave and buster’s. next time.
  6. relaxtakeiteasy- reblogged this from hateralert and added:
    can we just never remake back to the future. i will fucking cry and i refuse to watch that shit. i will egg theaters and...
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  8. jamietie reblogged this from caitie-did and added:
    the movie doesnt need remade, just put it in theaters again, its fantastic as it is
  9. wavyeyes reblogged this from rachaelpotter and added:
    No. No no no no no no no no no no no. YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN
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